*jake 4 primed ministairs*

*jake 4 primed ministairs*

ANY OTHER OPINIONS YOU WANT TO FORGE FOR ME, FATHER? DO I ENJOY FUCKING ANAL AS WELL?

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jake

Best friends poo on each other, poo on me!

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jake

russianliterature:

conversations with jake

russianliterature:

conversations with jake

i was hungry but now i just need to poo

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jake

the worst part of washing your hair is the amount of hair that falls out and gets stuck in your bumcrack.

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jake

pportionsforfoxes:

Fuck Norman.

he’s not trying to fucking finger her in a back alley between wimpy and comet

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jake

pportionsforfoxes:

Found some gum on the floor.

Been there since November.

Ate it anyway.

I bet they’re shitting on each other.

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—	jake (via russianliterature)

i just farted on him on purpose, gutted mate, enjoy your slumber ~~~ sleeping wiv da farts

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jake

sometimes jake just needs to put some fucking trousers on, ok.

ask jake to put some fucking trousers on

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