*jake 4 primed ministairs*
ANY OTHER OPINIONS YOU WANT TO FORGE FOR ME, FATHER? DO I ENJOY FUCKING ANAL AS WELL?
jake
Best friends poo on each other, poo on me!
jake
russianliterature:

conversations with jake

russianliterature:

conversations with jake

i was hungry but now i just need to poo
jake
the worst part of washing your hair is the amount of hair that falls out and gets stuck in your bumcrack.
jake

pportionsforfoxes:

Fuck Norman.

he’s not trying to fucking finger her in a back alley between wimpy and comet
jake

pportionsforfoxes:

Found some gum on the floor.

Been there since November.

Ate it anyway.

I bet they’re shitting on each other.
jake (via russianliterature)
i just farted on him on purpose, gutted mate, enjoy your slumber ~~~ sleeping wiv da farts
jake